liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

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oliboobs:

what a precious babe

oliboobs:

what a precious babe image

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queefymanelaflare:

"ay yo xzibit where dat money u owe me?"

queefymanelaflare:

"ay yo xzibit where dat money u owe me?"

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vegraptor:

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

can you describe fruit without saying the word fruit 

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tree ovaries

clubsduece:

meulinlajayjay:

monstermantel:

dwigtkschrute:

SO I WENT TO THE MALL TODAY AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

im sorry for this but i had to draw something…




KARKAT: WHAT, WHAT’S WRONG? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? 
KARKAT: …IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE?


Your name is KORKOT VONTOS and life has been CRUEL to you.

I STARTED LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT THREE IN THE MORNING BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF THIS POST

clubsduece:

meulinlajayjay:

monstermantel:

dwigtkschrute:

SO I WENT TO THE MALL TODAY AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

im sorry for this but i had to draw something…

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KARKAT: WHAT, WHAT’S WRONG? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?

KARKAT: …IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE?

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Your name is KORKOT VONTOS and life has been CRUEL to you.

I STARTED LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT THREE IN THE MORNING BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF THIS POST

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spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(via caliborn-kisses)

mira-of-sassgard:

starsdontlietome:

teamfreekickass:

Females of tumblr
Please explain this
As a man the endless question of “why is this a thing?” Will never cease to plague me.

Boyfriend usually means “not shaped for waist and hips”/”not tight”Boyfriend shirt = shirt with straight (not curved for waist) seamsBoyfriend jeans = baggy straight jeans. Probably STILL WITHOUT POCKETS

I am female and I didn’t even know that

mira-of-sassgard:

starsdontlietome:

teamfreekickass:

Females of tumblr
Please explain this
As a man the endless question of “why is this a thing?” Will never cease to plague me.

Boyfriend usually means “not shaped for waist and hips”/”not tight”
Boyfriend shirt = shirt with straight (not curved for waist) seams
Boyfriend jeans = baggy straight jeans. Probably STILL WITHOUT POCKETS

I am female and I didn’t even know that

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bassicalo:

I guess my mum thinks I’m constantly on Google’s start page

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lordoftheswag:

did you just say the n word?

white person:

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